Report by Daniel Mortlock:
With World Cup matches being cancelled left, right and centre (or leg, off and middle?), and various parts of Britain subject to unpleasant-sounding "yellow rain" warnings, it was no surprise to anyone that today's game against St Barnabas at Quy was called off at lunchtime. Given that our last match against this opposition at this venue resulted in a slew of club records, we were perhaps robbed of an opportunity to turn our season around - but even more disappointing is that it was our only scheduled match against "the Barnies" (as their administrative e-mail address seems to suggest they'd like to be called), so we presumably won't see Gavin and the gang 'til 2020.