The 2000 season was rather successful for Remnants -- we won about two thirds of our games (as summarised on the results page) and drank about the same fraction of combined bodyweights in post-match ``refreshments''. In more sober terms, the story of the season is laid out in the fixtures list, and the individual averages give a slightly warped picture of who the stars were. For the brave (or the blind) there is the team photograph, and the more nostalgia-oriented can read about the annual dinner.